I Am a Thinking Pig

When a pig learns to think, that is the future of mankind. Who said this? It doesn't matter. What matters is that I am really a pig. My name is Zhu Ganghye. I am kind-hearted. Others say I am a pig demon, but I never eat humans because human flesh is really not delicious. How do I know that human flesh is not delicious? Brother, are you just making excuses? Have you never eaten pork? In fact, I thought about eating my master, because he smelled really good, either like perfume, or like delicious food. I know all about it, so one time. . . . . My monkey brother is really not a human being. When he hears it, he will really think of me as a pig monster and chop me down. He chops me up, not beats me to death with that fancy stick. Haha, now you understand, that monkey is hiding very deep. His stick is just for showing you. In fact, what he is best at is that knife, a very scary knife. . . . White dragon horse? It's just a mount, do you need to mention it? But he was really good, until I found out. . . . Finally, there is my third junior brother, Mr. Sha, bah! Sorry, I have phlegm in my mouth. I feel bad if I don't spit it out. I'm bah bah bah. . . . ! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.