Hogwarts: The Deadly Poisoner

Lighthearted and slice-of-life

Melbourne was a child picked up on Diagon Alley. At first, he only wanted to take life one day at a time. But little by little, he went from studying at Hogwarts to becoming the Ministry of Magic's infamous Poison Master. So he simply studied during the day and secretly smuggled potions with Professor Lupin at night.

In truth, Melbourne was completely baffled:

He only needed to earn some extra money so he and Luna could escape the chaos of the Wizarding World. Besides, he was a doctor in the Muggle World. Who came up with the nickname "Poison Master"? Toxic Pool Warning.jpg

Dumbledore: "Admit it, you've gone further and further down a dangerous path."

Lupin: "Dangerous? Professor, if someone comes knocking in the middle of the night, I'm the one who sneaks up, rings Voldemort's doorbell, and runs..."

Melbourne: "Are you crazy? I'm just selling life-saving potions to Muggles!"

Saving the world or whatever, what does that have to do with me? Don't drag me into it!!

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.