Hogwarts: Please Go Back to China

Voldemort: When we first met, he gave me a bottle of Erguotou, which caused my stomach to bleed and I almost died early. Dementors: That year in Azkaban, he put his hands in his pockets and summoned hundreds of patron saints in one go. I was so scared at the time that I hid in the cell and didn't dare to come out. I felt like I was the prisoner. Peter Pettigrew: Hu Jianren is so scary that he even eats mice? People from eastern Guangdong... They actually eat Hu Jianren! Professor Sprout: Mandrake is really not a ginseng fruit. It is inedible and not delicious! Snape: Can you please stop making elixirs in my class, and even cooking hot pot! Dumbledore: The exchange is over. Link, please return to Daxia. Link: Principal, please tell me your job during working hours! Please call me Minister Link! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.