Siheyuan: I, Yi Zhonghai, Will Rise Again

He transmigrated into a world of Siheyuan courtyards where keeping a harem was legal, and, of all people, he transmigrated as the virtuous Yi Zhonghai.

Fortunately, the golden finger that came with his transmigration was powerful enough.

The Elderly Care System evolved to its second stage, turning the entire courtyard into his own retirement home.

He took a look at the retirement home's first rule: There is no such thing as a bad old person.

Good grief! This effect is downright absurd. The System is actively giving him cheats.

From then on, Yi Zhonghai became the depths of moral depravity.

Qin Huairu, you wouldn't want me to call a courtyard-wide meeting, would you?

Yushui, so what if you broke up? Come to Uncle Yi's room and let him give you some sound advice.

Lou Xiao'e, isn't making a mess of things perfectly normal? Otherwise, this transmigration wouldn't be complete.

Yu Li, just look at the poor child, getting so thin from hunger. Uncle Yi just bought some Harbin sausage. Here, take a link.

Xiaodang, Huaihua, when you grow up, call me your godfather. I'll make sure you eat and drink like royalty.

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.