Siheyuan: Me! Yi Zhonghai, Stand Up

Good news! Reborn. Bad news! Reborn into the Siheyuan universe. Good news! There are golden fingers. Bad news! He was reborn as Yi Zhonghai, the moral deity who everyone shouted and beat up in the Siheyuan novel. Not a bad thing either. We are a model of the courtyard house, a moral heavenly person, okay? In this courtyard, what I, Yi Zhonghai, say and do are moral. If you want to criticize me, you must be prepared to be hung on the pillar of moral shame. And I really like being a good old man in the courtyard. "Qin Huairu, Silly Zhu is a good boy. Stop yelling at Silly. If you have any difficulties, tell me and he will help you." "He Yuyu, don't cry. Didn't you just break up with your policeman boyfriend? Come on! Come into the room and let me enlighten you." "Yu Li, you haven't had enough to eat at night. You're hungry, sir. Let's go and find a hidden place to hide and eat the Harbin red sausage." "Lou Xiao'e, are you still worried about having no children with Xu Damao?" Xiaodang, Sophora japonica: Come and call your godfather! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.