Hogwarts: My Simulations Don't Add Up

Anke transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a fake young master who has just been exposed. In despair, he is getting ready to pack his bags and leave when he discovers that he is actually Harry Potter's twin brother. Just as he's about to cry, he awakens a Simulation System.

In his first simulation, he becomes Snape's father, Tobias, and receives the phoenix as a reward.

In his second simulation, he becomes Professor McGonagall's child and receives god-tier Occlumency as a reward.

In his third simulation, he becomes Hermione's friend and receives an Obscurus as a reward.

In the fourth, fifth, and nth simulations, he becomes Dumbledore's younger sister and receives 999 points of magic as a reward.

Years later, Anke Potter, Minister for Magic, current headmaster of Hogwarts, leader of the Dementors, and the Light of the Wizarding World, sighs helplessly in an interview. All he wants is to simulate in peace!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.