Siheyuan: I Fish for Wife Cakes and Give Them to My Wife

Hu Ping'an was a modern young man whose mouth was quicker than his brain. After a bizarre car accident, he transmigrated into the world of Love in the Courtyard and became a nobody in the neighborhood. After hitting his head, he unexpectedly bound himself to the Fishing the Heavens System, and from then on, his life took a wildly absurd turn. All he had to do was cast his line from the beach to reel in all kinds of bizarre items. Even more amazing, fishing up a wife cake could get him a wife! And the neighborhood's goddesses, including Qin Huairu, Lou Xiao'e, Yu Li, Chen Xueru, and Bai Ling, could all hear his thoughts! To avoid being scared off by Hu Ping'an's decidedly adult inner thoughts, the goddesses had no choice but to reluctantly rush to marry him. The whole courtyard was thrown into an uproar, especially Yi Zhonghai, who was always trying to act like a paragon of virtue. He was so furious he could only gape and bristle, telling everyone Hu Ping'an was a menace and trying to drive him out of the courtyard. Unfortunately for him, Hu Ping'an now had a whole harem backing him up. Not only did he use items fished up from the System to live the good life, he also left Yi Zhonghai utterly humiliated, teaching him that meddling in other people's business is sure to bring a lightning strike.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.