I Became Popular on the Internet Through Abstraction in the Dating Corner

As an older single man Lin Youcai was ordered by Ms. Wang to go on a blind date Enter the blind date corner He met a gentle teacher Teacher: "How old are you this year? Do you have a house or a car? What is your annual salary?" Lin Youcai: "What is the purpose of asking these questions? Who instigated you? What is your motive? Have you obtained permission from the relevant departments?" "Who is behind you? What do you want to do by asking these questions? What do you want to subvert and destroy?" "Can't answer? Then I'll call the police. Don't say I called the police blindly. I'm all justified!" Teacher: "..." Mudd, you've got a mental illness! —— Soon, Lin Youcai's unique abstract style quickly became popular on the Internet. Major variety shows rushed to invite him to be a comedian. In this regard, Lin Youcai said: "I will never play with abstraction again" "First, no one understands my humor." "Second, some people really treat me as a fool." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.