Join the Communist Party of the United States and I Will Aspire to the White House

"We must calm down and think about it now, who are our enemies and who are our real friends?" "The Jews are our enemies!" A high-pitched voice rang out from the crowd. "Yes, the Jews are our enemies, but not comprehensively!" The young man replied loudly. … "So... Who are our real friends?" "Chip? No!" "?? Deng? No!" "It's you, my friend!" "There are thousands of us, we all come from the lowest level, longing for the day when everyone is equal, everyone can treat each other honestly, and everyone can live and work in peace and contentment..." "We have the largest number and the greatest strength. We are the protagonists of history and the heroes of the country!" "The so-called Republicans and Democrats are both the bourgeois ruling class and the ruling political parties of the Jews. They cannot represent me." "We have one class in common - the proletariat!" "We have a common political party - the Communist Party of the United States!" "From today on, we are comrades!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.