Conquering America: Summoning Tom and Jerry

Guys, I transmigrated.

I'm now staying with a white family with six kids, and the neighbors are really friendly too.

Next door lives a high school chemistry teacher with cancer. Looks like he doesn't have long to live.

The psychology PhD across the hall loves grilling meat in the middle of the night. Is that really not going to make him gain weight?

The funniest one is that old man who's obsessed with jigsaw puzzles. He insists he's a serial killer.

Anyway, enough about that. Those busty bankrupt sisters at the Williamsburg restaurant are waiting for me to stop by.

By the way, why is the "Police Officer of the Year" a rabbit named Judy?

What's the story with that bunch of turtles living in the sewers and calling themselves ninjas?

And that panda named Po actually dared to go to Chinatown and challenge the grandmaster Chun-Li.

One last question: can Annabelle fit Chucky's head in her mouth?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.