NBA: A Body of Steel, Feared by the Kardashian Family

Shen Lang transmigrates to 2009 and gets an upgraded version of Fat Tiger's talent from the start.

With a beginner's gift pack that fuses the "Steel Body," his body is like an iron fortress: he can never be injured and is utterly indestructible.

Taking the elementary-schooler Curry with him, he tears through the NCAA and claims the championship.

From then on, a nimble fat man who shatters backboards with his dunks, crushes sneakers underfoot, squashes basketballs, dominates the court, and soars through the air sweeps across the NBA.

The Kardashian family: We're the NBA's best defensive lineup, but even we can't stop the crazed Shen Lang.

Taylor Swift: Shen Lang is the strongest beast alive and the inspiration behind all my hit songs.

Shaq: I'm the most dominant center. Shen Lang? He's an alien!

LeBron James: I'm basketball's chosen one. Shen Lang is God playing basketball.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.