I, the Great Leader of Eagle Sauce, Nearly Let My Imagination Run Wild!

Chuan Jianguo transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the supreme leader of Eagle Sauce. But from the start, he's nearly assassinated and almost ends up with his brains blown out, just like Le Zong?!

With help from a game, Chuan Jianguo unlocks all kinds of military-industrial black-tech weapons, while the MAGA crowd watches him rise to the top, step by step.

Reporter: Weren't the Yise people our allies? Why is the supreme leader cutting off their aid?

Chuan Jianguo: Let me make one thing clear first. Night Pot drank too much of Gazi's bootleg liquor and actually tampered with our great Constitution. We Anglo-Saxons crossed the ocean to come here, and now we still have to split the profits thirty-seventy and kowtow to the Squid's wishes.

Reporter: Is that why you built concentration camps?

Chuan Jianguo: These aren't concentration camps. They're community business cooperatives. Please don't slander a supreme leader's integrity.

Reporter: Why are you sanctioning Sakura Country?

Chuan Jianguo: The CAA's declassification revealed that Sakura Country was behind my assassination attempt. They're insane, biting everyone like rabid dogs.

Sakura Country: Slander! I'm suing you for slander!

Sakura Country, along with the Little Boy and Fat Man, now has a few new toys to play with...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.