Scrolling Short Videos Sends Historical Figures Into a Meltdown

Reviewing the ancient emperors with the lowest ratings

First Emperor: "The Qin dynasty is destined to last for generations. Having a few foolish emperors is only natural!"

Emperor Huizong of Song: "Heh, this shouldn't have anything to do with me!"

Old Zhu: "Not one emperor of our Ming dynasty scored below a five!"

Reviewing those wildest tales from unofficial histories

Liu Bang: "You've got to be kidding me. My family produced a whole bunch of gay men?"

Wang Mang: "I swear, I'm not a transmigrator..."

He Shen: "Your Majesty, I really am not the reincarnation of your first love!"

Reviewing the tombs of emperors throughout history

Cao Cao: "What? They found a childhood portrait of me in my tomb?"

Liu Bei: "If it weren't for Zhuge Liang, they'd have taken us all out in one go..."

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