Three Kingdoms: I'm the Bandit King, and Robbery Makes Me Stronger

While Lu Ming is up late playing a game, his computer suddenly explodes and he accidentally transmigrates to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, just as the Yellow Turban Rebellion is about to begin. As Lu Ming panics, the Bandit System from the game he had been playing sounds in his mind. From then on, Lu Ming embarks on a bandit's path unlike any other.

Cao Cao: "Mmm, this food is delicious! Zilian, where did you buy it?"

Cao Hong: "Uh... The merchants bought it from Dawang Village. I heard... I heard it's what they feed their pigs..."

"Mmm! Smack!" The classic Cao-style rice bowl.

"Lu Ziyi has gone too far! Even his pigs eat better than I do. Outrageous! Bring me my military orders!"

"Big Brother, please don't order an attack on Dawang Village!"

"Nonsense. I was only ordering the merchants to buy more pig feed."

Yuan Shu: "Lu Ming is nothing but a petty bandit with only a few thousand men under his command. How can he chase my army of tens of thousands and beat us? I refuse to accept this!"

Yuan Shao: "Heavens, I report a cheater! Dawang Village is just a tiny village, so how can it have an army of over a hundred thousand? Does that make any sense??!"

Lu Ming: "Heh heh heh, Diao Chan, you wouldn't want to disappoint your adoptive father, would you?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.