Naruto: I Run a Massage Parlor in the Ninja World

A once-in-a-thousand-years genius of traditional Chinese massage dies unexpectedly. When he wakes, he discovers he has transmigrated to the Naruto world and become Neji Hyuga.

In his previous life, he never reached the pinnacle of the art of massage. Filled with regret, he decides to accept his new identity and continue pursuing the art in the Shinobi World.

With his mastery of massage reaching the highest level, Neji stirs up a storm in the Shinobi World.

"Kakashi! You can't close your left eye, and you don't have long to live! Let me treat you!"

Kakashi: ???

WTF?! That's my Sharingan... Wait, I can't open my Sharingan?! What the hell are you doing?!

"Orochimaru! You have a severe case of cartilage disease! You don't have long to live. Let me straighten your bones!"

Orochimaru, unable to bend: "Are you ** sick in the head or something?"

"Sasuke! You can't defeat your brother because your massage chakra isn't strong enough!"

"You need to incorporate massage techniques into your ninjutsu."

Sasuke: "Brother, prepare to witness my Supreme Thai Massage: Chidori Stream!"

Itachi: "Nani?! All the aches and pains in my body...?!"

Neji faces the people of the Shinobi World:

"Hahaha! Experience the terror of the art of massage!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.