I Asked You to Write a Script, So Why Are You Cranking Out Villain Catchphrases?

Su Ze wakes up to find himself taking part in a live-streamed creative competition show!

Contestants have to create works based on prompts from the production team.

When the team gives them the prompt "Great Qin,"

Su Ze sees the other contestants writing about historical figures like Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng and the God of War Bai Qi, sticking to the facts.

He decides to take a different approach. Mythology, you're up!

The audience fumes: "Yi Xiaochuan is weak and useless. And he's supposed to be the protagonist?"

The audience assumes Su Ze is just chasing attention, but then they see what comes next...

"You're so great, so noble... I'm going to climb, step by step, step by step, all the way to the top!"

For the prompt "Patient," he writes about Zhang Changlin: "There's only one disease in this world: the disease of being poor!"

For the prompt "Science," he writes about the Moon Worshipper: "I only wanted to prove that the Earth is round, but they wouldn't believe me and even beat me up!"

For the prompt "Philosophy," he writes about the Nether King of the Super Beast Warriors: "Human desire is like a boulder rolling down a mountain. Once it starts, it can never stop."

And for the prompt...

The audience is baffled: "So who is the protagonist, anyway?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.