I Trick Little Salariman from the Start and Become the Middle East's True God

Xiao Ran transmigrates to a parallel-world Blue Star, only to find himself in Little Salman’s bathroom.

As it happens, Little Salman is taking a bath and is highly suspicious of Xiao Ran, who has appeared out of nowhere.

At the critical moment, Xiao Ran obtains a Super Military Industry System and claims the beginner's gift pack, successfully bluffing Little Salman.

With Little Salman's money power backing him, Xiao Ran buys countless high-tech weapons and equipment.

Just then, Little Yizi begins massacring ordinary people in Kasaya.

At Xiao Ran's arrangement, countries across the Middle East scramble to become Little Yizi's top donor.

Little Salman: “The methods of Allah are beyond your ability to oppose, Big Beautiful!”

Little Yizi: “You're showering me with rockets like there's no tomorrow just to be my top donor, huh?”

Big Beautiful: “You catch a random mouse and claim my house has aliens? Can you make it any more ridiculous?”

Chicken Drumstick: “Your missiles are from White Elephant? They miss so badly they fly from the Middle East to Asia?”

Xiao Ran: “As long as the money's right, I'll smash the sun to pieces for you!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.