Trying to Run, Japanese Invaders? We're Gamers!

They fear no death.

Their marksmanship is godlike.

Even with several bullets in them, they can still run at full speed.

Even if they are shot dead, one injection is all it takes for them to bounce back to life.

They race cars and set off explosions, drift tanks, and swing fighter planes around in midair.

They are... video game players. Japanese soldiers: "Director, at this rate, we won't last eight years!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.