I Teach History and Travel to the Past; Emperors Through the Ages Are Stunned

Streamer Ye Xiaotian talks about history on a livestreaming platform, with only a handful of followers.

What Ye Xiaotian doesn't know is that his audience consists not only of modern-day netizens, but also of emperors from every dynasty, past and present.

King Zhou of Shang: I just liked to have fun a little too much. How did I become the poster boy for a chaotic age? My wine pond and meat forest were obviously just a party venue!

Qin Shi Huang: Do you know how hard it was to unify the six states? Then someone came along and split them up again. All that effort went to waste, and somehow I'm the one who has to take the blame for unification!

Emperor Wu of Jin, Sima Yan: I founded the Western Jin and planned to accomplish great things. Then my descendants let me down and created this so-called "Northern and Southern Dynasties." I'm speechless.

Emperor Gaozong of Song, Zhao Gou: I was just afraid of the Jurchen troops and wanted to run away. How did I become the scapegoat of the Southern Song? I was only trying to stay alive!

Emperor Yang of Sui, Yang Guang: I only wanted to build an eastern capital and dig a canal. How did I become the chief culprit behind the fall of the Sui dynasty? I had dreams too!

The Xuantong Emperor of Qing: Huh? It all ends with me? What do you mean I have to buy a ticket to go back to the Forbidden City? That's my home!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.