Dark Fairy Tale: I Learned from the Braggart King

At the beginning, you travel through the dark fairy tale world and follow the braggart in the mental hospital to learn how to speak and behave. As long as you brag well, the dung balls you pick up are also treasures! As long as you brag like crazy, the beauties will climb into bed one by one! Rub your hands together to stretch your legs and stare at the pills. Do you think this stuff can cure all diseases? A slingshot made of monkey rubber bands, do you think it can be used as a cannon? The matches sold by the little girl turned into nuclear bombs in your hands? So what's going on with this castle? Mudd! Made of Lego bricks? What's going on with these women living there? Damn it? Snow White? Little Red Riding Hood? Sleeping Beauty… I frowned: them? They all did it voluntarily, but I was the only one who was forced! Evil Queen: Little brother, please tell me quickly, the queen is the most beautiful woman in the world! Snow White: Big brother, I forgot how you helped me take out the apple? Do you want to do it again? Little Red Riding Hood: My grandma is missing. Can you take me in? Sleeping Beauty: What did you put in my mouth? How the hell am I supposed to pretend to be asleep! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.