I Failed the College Entrance Exam and Got Arrested! They Say I Committed War Crimes?

He fails the college entrance exam and is about to enroll in a junior college.

With no other choice, Zhang Lingqi uses his special admission qualification.

But on the very day of his first class, a group of armed police officers arrest him!

"Why did you go to the Middle East, establish so many Celestial Master Mansions, and recruit hundreds of thousands of followers?"

"Because it was a task for transferring from junior college to a bachelor's program!"

"I heard you spread Peace Talisman Water across the Middle East. People who drank it could not only fill their stomachs, but also cure every illness?"

How could that be? There is no such thing as Peace Talisman Water. It's just rice soup mixed with herbs to fool people!

The entire Pearl Party used Golden Light Mantras to flip over squid tanks. How do you explain that?

What Golden Light Mantras? That's the Pearl Party's latest technology, supplied by the White Elephant. The golden light is just special effects!

State Security: Then how do you explain the Houthis chanting for five hours before a bolt of heavenly lightning smashed a US aircraft carrier?

Zhang Lingqi: It was just a natural disaster. There is no such thing as thunder magic! It was a natural phenomenon caused by heat buildup.

State Security: Fine, fine. Then how do you explain this video?

The countries of the Middle East: The Middle East cannot lose the Celestial Master Mansion, just as the West cannot lose Jerusalem!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.