This Scalper Is so Capable That He Singled Out the Security Team at the Concert!

Lin Yuan traveled to a parallel world, became a scalper, and was participating in a live variety show. Customer: "Can I buy tickets for the concert from you?" Lin Yuan: "Can you swim?" Customer: "Yes, but does this have anything to do with buying tickets?" Lin Yuan: "The stage is on the beach, there is no fence, I will take you to swim there." Customer: "??? What should I do if there is someone holding hands on the beach?" Lin Yuan: "I threw sand in their faces and you ran inside. If you are caught, you will say that I forced you to do it." Netizen: "You think he is selling tickets, but he is actually selling plans!" Netizen: "I was climbing a mountain before and found a scalper, but he took me into the scenic spot from his ancestral grave." Netizen: "Once when I wanted to see a doctor, I had to go to the dermatology department of a director. I found a scalper, and he sent me to the HIV department. It turns out that the director also treats AIDS!" Netizen: "What are you talking about? Last time I went home and couldn't buy a ticket, I looked for him. He tricked someone who was sitting on the bus to chat with him, but when the bus left, he hugged the person tightly and refused to let him get on the bus." Lin Yuan: "Don't worry about what I do, just say it's not done, right?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.