Transmigration: I'm at Songhe Tower, and the Hair Tonic Has Gone to My Head

Guo Chun's lackey, An Shuzhen's pathetic simp...

He only slicks his hair with Sta-Com, and only wears Palemon...

After a car accident, social elite Guo Wei transmigrates into Bao Guowei, a good-for-nothing who has no ambition but his head in the clouds. Fortunately, he has a System, so Guo Wei isn't fazed at all by this disastrous start.

As a cheater with a System, face-slapping Guo Chun and driving An Shuzhen away are basic operations.

In this age of warlords, Guo Wei is determined to become the greatest under heaven, because the Japanese are coming soon!

Bury the Japanese alive and build a new China!

I, Guo Wei, will surely offer my utmost loyalty!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.