You Sell Artillery, I Sell Corn Cannons

Lu Zhou transmigrates to Blue Star and awakens a Plants vs. Zombies Almanac. The money he earns by selling entries from the almanac can be used for draws.

And so Lu Zhou begins a career selling weapons all over the world.

In the Middle Eastern battlefield, Israel is going crazy.

What is a Cob Cannon?! Why is it so powerful, and why doesn't it need to be reloaded?

What kind of mine is a Potato Mine? Why can't mine detectors pick it up?!

Where did the Magnet-shroom come from? Why are all the missiles being launched toward it?!

On the Russia-Ukraine battlefield, Ukraine is going crazy too.

What is a Doom-shroom?! How can one turn everything within a hundred miles into a flat wasteland?

And what is a Melon-pult?! How can one watermelon wreck a tank?!

The American imperialists are going even crazier.

For some inexplicable reason, the sea is suddenly full of seaweed, and this seaweed can drag their warships underwater!

Frigates, destroyers, and cruisers are being dragged into the sea one after another, reduced to scrap.

When the seaweed pulls the navy's nuclear-powered aircraft carrier down to the ocean floor, the American imperialists completely lose it.

Where did all this seaweed come from? If it keeps dragging ships down, they'll have no navy left!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.