Three Kingdoms: The System Says I Get Things Done, Yet I Still Kneel in Tears

System: "For every subordinate you recruit, I'll give you a ten-yuan daily meal budget. Can you conquer the realm?"

Su Bai: "Here's the shopping list."

"Crumbs from biscuit and flatbread factories, scraps from rice noodle factories, discarded chicks and ducklings from hatcheries and farms, and vegetables so ugly no one wants them..."

"By the way, does anyone sell gutter oil?"

System: "Host, please behave like a decent person. You're really going to be this greedy?"

Su Bai: "No, I want cannons and rifles. We're going to unite the realm!"

And so...

While the warlords around the realm were proudly showing off their tens of thousands of troops,

Su Bai had already established long-range fire support and mortar companies. He crushed the Yellow Turbans in every direction.

When the eighteen warlords joined forces to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Bai had already established the first Soviet-style infantry division! He carved out a domain in Xuzhou, with his influence reaching Yuzhou and Qingzhou.

Lu Bu is invincible? Come on, try taking a bullet!

Yuan Shao claims to have 100,000 troops? I'm terrified. Time to calm my nerves with an artillery barrage!

Cao Cao: "Whose army is this? They're incredible!"

Liu Bei: "Restore the Han... It seems there's no need to restore it anymore."

Sun Quan: "Our esteemed Emperor Su Bai is inspecting the loyal city of Jianye!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.