As a Poisonous Soldier in the Slipper Army, the Rabbit Advised Me to Calm Down!

Su Yang traveled through the parallel world and became a staff officer of the Slippers Army. When the squid was poisoned, the leader of the Slipper Army said: "Right now, the two armies are fighting, but our army is being targeted for poisoning, and the people are distracted. What's the best plan?" Su Yang: "I have a plan. I can tie corpses contaminated with human-eating bacteria to missiles... Aren't the beautiful country's aircraft carriers roaring in the bay?" Leader: "Ugh!" Leader: "We are encountering a squid-filled brigade ahead. What are your suggestions?" Su Yang: "I have a plan! If we pretend to retreat, they will definitely occupy this town. There is oil and gas below this town, grilled squid!" Leader: "Please, stop talking!" … After that, Su Yang's poisonous schemes appeared frequently. Dongda: "Su Yang, please calm down!" Squid: "Protest, serious protest! Su Yang violates humanitarianism!" Beautiful: "He said he wouldn't be so polite next time we meet. I originally thought he was going to let me go, but who would have thought that he turned around and said to me, we meet again?... The seagulls on the boat were all hit twice! What a living hell!" … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.