I Just Became President of the Eagle, and You Nuke the Jewish State?

Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and acquires the Random Identity System, which gives him a new identity every so often.

Sometimes he's a celebrity, sometimes an engineer, sometimes a rich second-generation heir, and so on.

This time, Su Yang somehow ends up in the Eagle Sauce, becoming the president of Silicon Valley Bank. Looking at the hundreds of billions of dollars stored in the vault, he grits his teeth, steels himself, transfers it all, and declares bankruptcy.

The Eagle Sauce is stunned, and the whole world is dumbfounded.

Countless depositors cry out, "Damn it, give us our money back!"

Next...

He becomes commander-in-chief of the Eagle Sauce Navy, drives a Ford-class aircraft carrier straight toward the Rabbit, then turns around and gives it away for free.

He becomes president of the Eagle Sauce, and his first move is to order a nuclear strike. He plans to carpet-bomb the Jewish state.

He becomes president of Japan and turns a shrine into a public restroom.

The blurb can't do it justice. Read the story for yourself.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.