Honkai: Star Rail: I'm the God of Fun, but Kafka Wants Me to Be Good

Sampo: "Package a piece of information differently, and you can sell it openly to different people..."

Bai Xing: "Well said. I have a gun, so why would I buy it?"

Jing Yuan: "Even the finest chess player can't find a perfect move for the whole board. People rejoice when a brilliant move turns the tide, but don't worry when the whole situation is about to collapse."

Bai Xing: "General, I have a plan. It'll turn the tide and keep the big picture intact."

Jing Yuan: "Let's hear it."

Bai Xing: "I'll do a spinning elbow strike on the Compassionate Medicine King."

Aventurine: "May the Mother Goddess close her eyes for you three times..."

Bai Xing: "Brother Jin, you can't blame the heavens for being stupid."

Aha: "How about I stop being the Aeon of Elation and let you take over?"

Bai Xing: "What do you mean, stop being it? You never were! If you're the Aeon of Elation, then what am I?"

Bai Xing had already seen through the System's secrets. As long as he was crazy enough, the System could help him reach the heavens.

A spinning elbow strike on the Compassionate Medicine King, a frame-zero opening move to beat Nanook senseless, a heart-to-heart with Big Black Marshal about his ideals. There was nothing he couldn't do. And if there was...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.