From the Start, I Was on the Toilet. Why Are You Panicking, Eagle Sauce?

开局上厕所，鹰酱你慌什么？

by Rainbow Street Boy (彩虹街边少年)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 27k Words
Genre: Military & History
Subgenre: Special Forces & Army
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

"Just behind us is a restroom in Sakura Country. I'm Su Yong, and I'll give everyone a demonstration of using the toilet. Oligay! Here I go!"

After shouting his slogan, Su Yong took off his pants.

The Eagle, Sakura Country, and Stick Country are holding military exercises? How dare they?

Flying monkeys, come take a picture with me~

Picking up gear in the desert?

We're a regular army!

You dare rob me? Then I dare buy!

Before long, all sorts of unexpected things were happening across Blue Star...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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