Football: The Ultimate Goalkeeper, Driving Ronaldo and Messi Crazy

Name: Football: The Ultimate Goalkeeper, Driving Ronaldo and Messi Crazy
Author: Call Me Liang Youda

足球：最强门将，C罗梅西不干了

by Call Me Liang Youda (叫我梁又大)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 118k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Faloo

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High school student Lu Chen never imagined that Dragon Nation's soccer had become this rotten!

"Lu Chen, if things get desperate, just throw the ball into the goal in the second half!"

"Throw a match? No way!"

"Don't make me force you to do it!"

"Go to hell!"

From the start, he awakens the strongest System: the ability to predict the ball's trajectory!

His beginner reward: an arm of legendary strength.

From the start, he grabs the ball and throws it straight into the opposing team's goal!

Sonny: "This is soccer, not handball, damn it!"

FIFA: "Change the rules! Goalkeepers can't score directly by throwing the ball!"

Jose Mourinho: "What kind of goalkeeper spends half the game standing at midfield?!"

Pep Guardiola: "He's not just a goalkeeper. He's a goal defender, a midfield keeper, and an attacking keeper!"

Gianluigi Buffon: "Standing next to him makes me look like a kid who can only run!"

Oliver Kahn: "I want to give him my Ballon d'Or!"

Kylian Mbappe: "Every time I run in front of him, I look ridiculous!"

Lionel Messi: "With Lu Chen around, I can stroll about with even less worry!"

Cristiano Ronaldo: "I've decided to leave European leagues and head to Saudi Arabia!"

Neymar: "Bro, wait for me..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.

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