KO One: My Superpower Is Ridiculously Absurd, and My Enemies Are Losing It

Yang Xing transmigrates to the world of the Ultimate series.

Transmigrate and end up working as a security guard in the Golden Dimension? No problem. He awakens a System from the start, and completing missions earns him supernatural abilities.

It's just that his powers seem a little different. They're clearly powerful, so why do they look so ridiculous?

Yang Xing: "Behold, Immortal's Kneel!"

The Golden Pen: "No, that's the move where you get disarmed every time."

Yang Xing: "Behold, the Great Copying Technique!"

Wang Da Dong: "That's obviously the 'I don't care about reason' technique."

Yang Xing: "I have another move, the Great Healing Technique. Here, take this Leg-Stretching, Eye-Rolling Pill. Wait, it should be called the Great Soul-Returning Pill."

Tian Hong Guang: "Wait! Why are you rolling your medicine off your own body?"

Yang Xing: "Black Dragon, take this, Shadow Assault!"

Black Dragon: "You little punk, you dare sneak up and hit me from behind!"

Yang Xing: "Behold, the Soul Possession Technique!"

Demon Lord: "You bastard! Why am I possessing a sow?"

Forget it, I'm done making things up. My powers are so ridiculous that even my enemies are speechless.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.