Your Wife Is Sick, and You Tell Her to Drink Hot Water? Then We’re Getting a Divorce

The lively streamer Su Ming takes part in a couples' livestream program called Happy Family.

The couple are a perfect match, handsome and beautiful. His so-called wife, Xu Su, is especially gorgeous, every bit as beautiful as Reba or Yang Mi, though she can be a bit sharp-tongued.

So, right in front of everyone watching the livestream, Su Ming starts responding to his wife with one hilarious reversal after another.

Xu Su: "Honey, let's go out drinking tonight. Here's a liver-protection pill."

Su Ming: "Thanks, honey. I'll take it."

Xu Su: "Actually, it's a cephalosporin."

Su Ming: "..."

He spits out the pill he'd tucked between his teeth, then slaps his wife twice.

Su Ming: "I saw your little scheme coming."

Xu Su: "I actually like you quite a lot. It's just a shame you're broke."

Su Ming: "And you're rich? Huh? Looking down on me?"

Xu Su: "Honey, I'm on my period."

Su Ming: "Drink some hot water."

Xu Su: "Hot water for a cold, hot water when you're sick, and hot water when I'm on my period? Do you think I'm a hot-water bottle?"

Su Ming: "Don't drink it and we're getting divorced."

Viewer: "Su Ming sure knows how to talk like his wife."

Viewer: "He's been spouting nonsense nonstop. Su Ming, you really know how to turn things around."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.