Wuxia: You're a Monk, Yet You Sure Know How to Have Fun!

Luo Xiaobai, a background actor, had his head shaved for a film role.

Just as filming was about to begin, a rock hit him, and the next second he transmigrated to a martial arts world.

By a twist of fate, Shaolin Temple mistook him for their deceased disciple Xukong.

He was forced to become a monk.

Luo Xiaobai also awakened a System.

The Vow-Breaking System!

The more precepts he broke, the more rewards he received!

The Great Shift of Heaven and Earth? The Supreme Mystery Scripture?

Even the Tathagata Palm!

He stuffed them all into his pocket!

The precepts forbid drinking, so I, Luo Xiaobai, will drink for three days and three nights!

The precepts forbid eating meat, so I, Luo Xiaobai, will have a little animal with every meal!

The precepts forbid consorting with women, so I, Luo Xiaobai, will take in every woman at the Vulture Palace!

Duan Yu: You're a little monk, so why are you trying to steal Miss Wang from me?

Xuzhu: Even if I, Xuzhu, starve to death, I won't eat a single piece of your meat! Hmm, delicious!

Xuanci: You're a monk. How can you consort with women?

Luo Xiaobai: Stop blabbering. You have a son, so don't tell me you haven't been consorting with women!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.