Don’t Panic If You Draw the Worst Fortune, This Daoist Can Change Your Fate!

Lin Tian transmigrated as the senior disciple of a dirt-poor Taoist temple.

Junior Brother: "Senior Brother, are we really okay with letting other people livestream us?"

Lin Tian: "Otherwise, want to ask the temple's founder to scatter some cash?"

Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, could you tell me if this tomb raid is going to go smoothly?"

Lin Tian: "Watch out for the authorities."

Pilgrim: "What authorities?!"

Lin Tian: "The public security authorities."

Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I keep finding him unbearable and wanting to curse him out. Am I just petty?"

Lin Tian: "Say the dirty words out loud, and your heart will be cleansed."

Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, what should I do if I'm still in love with him?"

Lin Tian: "He's bad luck for you."

Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, how do I stop a petty person from stabbing me in the back?"

Lin Tian: "You have to be pettier than him."

Lin Tian: "Martial arts aren't even real."

Netizen: Then tell me, how did you jump over that cliff in one go?

Other religions: If your faith is sincere, your prayers will be answered.

Taoism: Believe if you want. If you don't, get lost.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.