You Watch Risque Videos and Even Like Them. Are You Really a Taoist Priest?

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Che becomes a Taoist priest, spending his days petting cats and scrolling on his phone...

One day, a streamer catches him watching a suggestive video.

"You watch those borderline videos and even like them? Are you really a Taoist priest?"

In the face of the criticism, Jiang Che responds nonchalantly.

"A bodhisattva is dancing. Isn't it only natural for a humble Taoist to show his support?"

Who would have thought that the next moment, the legitimate girlfriend would beat up the bodhisattva homewrecker, thanking the priest for freeing her from her inner demons?

Thus, the absurd antics of Daoist Jiang come to light.

"You jumped off a sixty-foot cliff, and you're telling me you have a fear of heights?"

"You practice martial arts to stay fit, and you punch so hard the air explodes?"

"You say sword dancing helps with shoulder pain, but you accidentally make your sword ring?"

"You say, 'You villain, you've disrupted my Daoist heart,' then rush down the mountain in the middle of the night to beat them up."

"You get three bad fortune sticks, then pull out a single one to defy fate and change your life?"

"Other people turn their anger inward. Daoist Jiang specializes in taking it out on others."

"Other sects say, 'The gods grant me power.' Daoist Jiang says, 'By the power of the heavens, gods, get over here and fight for me!'"

In response, Jiang Che steps forward to explain: "You must believe in science!"

Not long after, a netizen captures Daoist Jiang standing atop a mountain with a peachwood sword in hand, summoning heavenly thunder from the ninth heaven...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.