What Should You Do About Infertility? Do I Have to Help with That Too?

Chen Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he's taking part in a reality show. By random draw, he's assigned the job of setting up a fortune-telling stall.

Customer: "Master, how can I get rich overnight?"

Chen Feng: "Hand me your phone."

Customer: "Holy crap, where did this 150,000 yuan come from?"

Customer: "Master, what should I do about being infertile?"

Chen Feng: "Go to a hospital! I only tell fortunes. I don't take on expensive jobs to help people conceive!"

Customer: "Master, a competitor has been stealing all my business lately. Is there any way to put a curse on him?"

Chen Feng: "Pour boiling water into his money tree!"

Customer: "Isn't that feudal superstition?"

Chen Feng: "If you know it's feudal superstition, why are you asking me?"

Customer: "Master, do I look more like a human or a god?"

Chen Feng: "You little punk, coming after me now? You really think I'm an amateur, huh?"

Livestream viewers: "If we didn't know you're a fortune-teller, we'd think you were a stand-up comedian!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.