After My Dysfunctional Family Hears My Thoughts, They All Go on a Rampage

Luo Lin is born as a tiny baby.

Barely out of the womb, someone nearly strangles him. Every family member has a dark aura between their brows and is plagued by bad luck. The whole family is doomed to an early death, each meeting a more tragic end than the last.

Luo Lin looks at his mother, who's been manipulated for years: Mom! Your beloved husband betrayed you ages ago!

His love-struck mother comes to her senses and slaps the mistress over and over!

Luo Lin tells his older sister: Sis, you're so ahead of your time, treating a rotten banana like a treasure.

His sister crushes the banana underfoot!

"Big brother, you're next on the chopping block."

"Second brother, why are you looking at me? You're on the list too."

"Third brother, don't cry. You'll die before them, and it'll be even worse."

The three older brothers: !!!

Yuan Qingqing had planned to stay out of it, but she can't resist her whole family calling on her for help all day long: Daughter, save me! Little sister, save me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.