Chinese Style: Conquering the World with Eastern Culture

Zhou Ning asked his two foreign neighbors to help renovate his house. To thank them, he prepared a huge feast of Chinese dishes.

But the two foreigners nearly came to blows fighting over a plate of ***, and asked him questions as they ate.

Foreigner One: "Zhou Ning, your Chinese noodles are delicious. They're actually crunchy!"

Foreigner Two: "I've never had noodles with this texture before either. What kind of flour did you make them with?"

Zhou Ning: "Could it be that these are just potatoes I bought at the supermarket a moment ago?"

The two foreigners said in unison: "Impossible, absolutely impossible! Our country has never had crunchy potatoes like these."

Then Zhou Ning showed them how to make *** right there. After watching him cut the ***, the two foreigners whispered to each other.

Foreigner One: "We must never anger this Chinese man. His knife moves insanely fast. I can't even see an afterimage."

Foreigner Two: "I heard online that everyone in China knows kung fu."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.