Pandas Are Never Slaves, Unless a Wife Gets Delivered to Their Door

Jiang Han becomes a proud forest ranger in the Qinling Mountains.

While on patrol, he encounters a giant panda in heat.

The panda sees Jiang Han, pounces on him, and prepares to force itself on him.

Oh, hey...

Wait, this isn't how things are supposed to go!

I'm not a female bear!

To help the lovesick male panda find a mate,

Jiang Han becomes a matchmaker in the animal kingdom.

He introduces the male panda to a beautiful female bear so the two can live happily ever after.

Male panda: Pandas will never be slaves, unless you provide food, shelter, and a wife!

Once they have cubs, they can even leave them for the two-legged humans to raise. It's a complete, all-inclusive service.

Word of Jiang Han's matchmaking spreads further and further through the animal kingdom.

From then on, every single animal starts counting on him.

Two-legged humans: We want beautiful wives too!

Tigers, golden eagles, giant black bears, pythons... Jiang Han has become the matchmaker for countless animals!

Nine-Tailed Fox: Two-legged human, I've got my eye on you~

Jiang Han: ??? That can't be right!

Fox, don't you dare mess with my cultivation!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.