Driving a Civic and Smoking Hua Zi? Bro, You're Living Beyond Your Means

Li Qing transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he's appearing on a livestream for Super Popular King, where he randomly draws the streamer profession.

So Li Qing casually gives his livestream a title:

Watch Brother Li's stream and become a ten-out-of-ten man!

Li Qing: "Bro, let's see what car you drive. I'll rate you."

Viewer: "A Bentley. Impressive enough? What score?"

Li Qing: "Starting at 8 points. Your lighter isn't windproof, minus 2!"

Viewer: "Damn, so that's how you're playing it?"

Li Qing: "No double-door fridge, minus 2. You live alone and don't have a partner, minus 3!"

Viewer: "...Do I have any points left?"

Li Qing: "Questioning the streamer's math skills, minus 2. Final score: negative 1. Next!"

Viewer: "Streamer, I drive a Civic. I don't expect much, just give me a passing 6."

Li Qing: "Driving a Civic gets you 5 points at minimum."

Viewer: "I smoke Hua Zi. That'll earn me points, right?"

Li Qing: "You drive a Civic and smoke Hua Zi? You're living beyond your means, bro. Minus 5!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.