I Am a Treacherous Minister and Ruthless Bandit, and the Empress Begs Me to Calm Down!

Lu Xuan transmigrated by accident and became the newly appointed top scholar of the Great Zhou Dynasty. From the start, he obtained the Rebellious Version of the Civil Official System.

Empress: The feudal princes across the land are all coveting my throne. What do you all think?

Lu Xuan: In this humble minister's opinion, Your Majesty should have a child with me. Once the child has grown up, you can pass the throne on to them. Then no one will covet your throne anymore!

Empress: ??

Empress: The enemy kingdom keeps using beauty traps to seduce our soldiers. What countermeasures do you have?

Lu Xuan: Your Majesty! I am willing to enter the enemy's trap, venture into the tiger's den, and investigate the enemy kingdom!

Empress: I want to expand our territory. My ministers, will you join me in battle?

Lu Xuan: I have a plan to conquer our neighboring kingdom without losing a single soldier!

Empress: Explain in detail!

Lu Xuan: I will travel alone to the neighboring kingdom, marry its eldest princess, and have four children with her! When they come of age, they can inherit the throne. Then we can easily bring the neighboring kingdom back under our rule without losing a single soldier!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.