Naruto: The System Keeps Trying to Harm Me

He transmigrates to a fanfiction world. Everyone else's System is all about leveling up through hard work or getting rich, so why has only Sarutobi Yuya's System gone completely off the rails?

Mission: Perform a song-and-dance rap in front of your classmates. Reward: Elite Jonin ninjutsu.

Yuya: "I can't do that!"

The consequences of refusing: biting your mouth while drinking water, getting a fish bone stuck in your throat, getting food wedged between your teeth, being beaten up when you get home, and being hunted in your dreams.

Yuya: "!!!"

With no other choice, Yuya sets off down a path that grows increasingly outrageous.

Yuya: "The shameless are invincible. As long as I'm thick-skinned enough, I'm the star of the show wherever I go."

As for everyone else, heh, they're nothing but insignificant NPCs!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.