The Army Doesn't Have Mechas, so What Does Firefighting Have to Do with Me?

Chen Chen traveled through the parallel world and became a member of the Equipment Management Office of the Fire Brigade. On the first day he took office, he received a task from his leadership—recycling and reusing expired fire extinguishers. So he used his brain and started adding. "Fire extinguisher steel pipe car =?" … A few days later, the superior inspected the equipment and fell into deep thought while looking at the long-range rocket launcher in front of him. "The range is 600, vertical launch satellite guidance, and cloud explosive bombs. Can this be fire-extinguishing equipment?" Chen Chen: "The fastest way to put out a fire is to create a bigger fire. Isn't this logical?" From then on, the team's style gradually became weird. Water cannon track = electromagnetic fire tank! Drone fire extinguishing bomb = an all-in-one bomber destroyer! Debugger robot arm =? ? ? Looking at the firefighting mecha that was about to emerge, everyone couldn't sit still. "You should change the paint to red!" "A fire-fighting boat is too much. What does a plane on the deck count?" "Yes, yes, I understand that rain can extinguish fires, but what the hell is this lightning storm?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.