You Hired Me as a Funeral Assistant, and Now I'm Frying a Red Wedding Ghost?

After graduating, Fu Yun had been lazing around, hoping to become a stay-at-home college grad.

But then a career challenge came knocking. He drew the job of night watchman at a funeral home, and his family promptly kicked him out.

At night, there was no joy or sorrow, no partings or reunions in the funeral home, only Fu Yun, all alone.

Fu Yun: All right, folks! I've landed a permanent government job at a funeral home!

The old night watchman's corpse: All right, folks! I've successfully risen from the dead!

Fu Yun: !!!

Viewer A: Whoa, that actor's makeup and costume are insanely good. He looks just like the real thing!

Viewer B: Whoa, this streamer reacts just like it's real. Look at him run!

It flees, he chases! He's doomed, with no way out!

Walking corpse: Hiss... haa...

Fu Yun: Help me out, bro! Help me out!

System: Host, don't panic! I shall come to your rescue!

Ding! Popularity surging: 111…

Fu Yun: All right, folks, watch me steal the show!

Viewer C: It's scripted! It's all scripted!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.