Dreaming of the Red Chamber: Jia Bao Just Wants to Stay Alive

Jia Bao, a modern man living in the 21st century, transmigrated into Dream of the Red Chamber after an "accidental" lightning strike, and also obtained a System.

Jia Huan won't behave? Send him off to farm. Jia Rong abuses his wife? Sister Keqing is mine now. Go become a nun. Lin Daiyu cries too easily by nature? Don't cry. I'll have someone write you ten thousand terrible jokes...

System: Host, please rewrite the Jia family's ending.

Jia Bao: Sure, but I'm short-lived.

System: Host, steal Qin Keqing away.

Jia Bao: Sure, but I'm short-lived. Won't she be widowed?

System: Host, start a poetry club with Sister Lin.

Jia Bao: Sure, but I'm broke, and I'm a science student. I can't write poetry.

System: Just destroy everything!

Author's note: If you haven't read Dream of the Red Chamber, don't worry, you can still enjoy this. Don't worry about the plot. It has nothing to do with the original, so don't bring up the original!

Don't flame me. This is my first time writing Dream of the Red Chamber, and I'm sensitive, so don't nitpick the plot!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.