What Do You Do When You Meet a Ghost? Marry a Female Ghost, Refine Male Ghosts, and Scare Evil Spirits to Death

Wen Ming transmigrates by chance and becomes a mysterious spirit-medium exorcist, drawing crowds from far and wide.

Man: "Master, a female ghost knocks on my door every night. What should I do?"

Wen Ming: "Is she pretty?"

"Yes."

"Then open the door and take your clothes off. Get it?"

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Lian Shuyu: "There's a courage test at the university's Ghost Bridge. Could you come with me?"

Wen Ming: "I'll decide whether to go based on what you look like."

"The ghost's appearance?"

"Of course not. I mean the appearance of the female students taking the courage test!"

Lian Shuyu: "￥##￥%￥￥#%"

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Wang Pangzi: "What do we do if the evil ghost in the tomb is too vicious?"

Wen Ming: "Obviously, find someone even more vicious to scare it to death."

Wang Pangzi: "Would someone even more vicious kill the living as well as ghosts?"

Wen Ming: "As long as they don't kill me, I'm good."

Wang Pangzi: "￥#%@￥#%#￥"

…

Other exorcists rely on spells, but Wen Ming believes in fighting magic with magic.

You think you're a vicious ghost?

Then I'll summon and train a ghost even more vicious than you! I'll scare the hell out of you, you little ghost brat!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.