Marvel: I Sell the Entire Universe in an Antique Shop

On a planet, watching its population dwindle, Thanos said happily, "I have to admit, this little gadget Bray Seli sold me is pretty useful. I just have to spend more time on it!"

Rhodey: "Don't ask me for money! Go ask Stark!"

Stark: "This little gadget is pretty interesting. Wait, why is Rhodey's invoice here too?!"

Bray stood trembling in an empty stretch of land, forcing a smile as he spoke to a woman dressed in a black robe. "Miss, would you like this Iron Throne, a symbol of authority and death?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.