Daoist, Save Me! I'll Arrange Your Funeral

As Jing Ning takes over a Daoist temple, he also acquires a panel that lets him sense the calamities awaiting other people.

He also becomes one of the livestream contestants on a show exploring the diverse religious and folk traditions of the countryside.

Soon, everyone realizes this Daoist priest has some unusual priorities.

Worshipper: "I didn't bring any cash. Can I still make an offering?"

Jing Ning: "Of course. If you sincerely want to contribute, here's a QR code."

Worshipper: "I do sincerely want to contribute, but my phone has no signal."

Jing Ning: "We have portable Wi-Fi that supports all four major carriers. No need to worry about your connection."

Passerby: "Daoist priest, since you can tell I only have a few days left to live, you must be able to save me too. Please help me!"

Jing Ning: "This poor Daoist can only help you make arrangements for after your passing. Tell me your last wishes..."

Online viewer: "The Daoist priest's strength and speed are so unscientific! He can hold a tiger back all by himself! He even kicked a brown bear flying."

Jing Ning: "Please, everyone, have faith in science..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.