I Sang 'Viewing the Waterfall at Mount Lu,' and the Whole Internet Called Me Clueless

Su Bai transmigrates to a parallel world and takes part in a global Chinese-language literary competition.

Contestants must create works on the spot based on assigned themes.

The first theme: Scenery, seven-character regulated verse.

While everyone else is scratching their heads, Su Bai writes "Viewing the Waterfall at Mount Lu":

"The torrent plunges down three thousand feet; I suspect the Milky Way has fallen from the ninth heaven!"

When he finishes, the judges and audience all question him:

"How can purple smoke rise from the Incense Burner Peak when the sun shines on it?"

"That's completely illogical! A waterfall is water, so how can you say it's hung up there?"

Then someone online posts a video of a waterfall hanging before the viewer, seen from afar.

Netizens are stunned: "So it turns out we're the ones who don't know the basics!"

Next comes the theme of pavilions and towers, seven-character regulated verse, and Su Bai writes "Yellow Crane Tower."

For the next theme... Jiang Yang writes "Preface to the Pavilion of Prince Teng," "Memorial to Yueyang Tower," "The Hard Road to Shu"...

When all of Su Bai's works are added to school textbooks, the whole internet is stunned!

"Holy crap! Is Su Bai a one-man team for reciting and memorizing classic texts?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.