Siheyuan: I'm the Living King of Hell, Yet Everyone Begs Me to Act Human

Li Qi wakes up to find that he has transmigrated to a courtyard full of beasts, but luckily, he awakens the Yama Sign-In System.

From then on, his whole style changes.

"What? Jia Zhangshi, that wicked old hag, is cursing me again?"

Heh. You're asking Silly Zhu for a lunchbox, aren't you? Perfect. I'll give you a powerful laxative and teach that foul mouth a lesson!

"What? Silly Zhu is still a lifelong bachelor?"

That won't do. Don't worry, I'll find you a good match.

How about Xu Damao?

"Huh... Yi Zhonghai, that paragon of morality, is trying to guilt-trip me again?"

Hey, First Uncle, since you don't need what's down there anyway, I'll make you a real eunuch, the kind who has to squat to pee!

As Li Qi's outrageous stunts grow ever more frequent, all the beasts in the courtyard suffer terribly.

Bang Geng: "I only wanted to steal a bottle of soy sauce, and he cut off my hand!"

Deaf Granny: "He's so cruel! I only spoke up for Zhu, and now I've lost my status as a five-guarantees recipient?"

Li Qi: "That's nothing. Keep it coming!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.